| I told myself
I will not eat that bagel.
it is superfluous carbs that i will hate myself for later.
instead i thought of sculpted abs and thighs that wouldn't stretch my skinny jeans to their absolute limits
and I put the bagels away.
and then I made a dozen chocolate chip cookies and ate them all.
as the trendy kids say...
FML.
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|  pretentious, to say the least.
without further ado,
JOSEPH HOCKING'S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT
(ps. please note that contrary to popular belief, radiohead's SUPERB album, in rainbows, was released IN 2007 NIMROD)
1. Fleet foxes - fleet foxes
2. Sigur Rós - med sud i eyrum vid spilum endalaust
3. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
4. She & Him - Volume 1
5. TV on the Radio - Dear Science
6. Of Montreal - Skeletal Lamping
7. Noah and the Whale - Peaceful, The World Lays Me Down
8. Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
9. Department of Eagles - In Ear Park
10. The Denouement - Low Tide
I realized this list is heavily folk laden, no doubt a result of the influx of flannel in my wardrobe.
leave me comments and tell me why you think i'm crazy for not adding weezy, yeezy, chris martin or the cold war kids.
also if you ask politely, i'll make you a mix of Joey's top 20 favorite songs of 2008.
Also, without competition, WALL E was the greatest movie of 2008.  |
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| I can never adequately describe what I'm feeling so i'm not even going to attempt to.
is it so wrong that I want to be the best at something?
anything?
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| old men should not initiate conversations with innocent just turned 18 (but still prepubescent in appearance) boys.
old men should not ask such boys their age, and then tell them they would be great nude models.
i will not soon forget you, scary pedophile man.
I saw the cold war kids tonight, and they were excellent, as usual.
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| sometimes I read my entries from years ago and they make me laugh a lot.
other than that, my parents are coming home in two days.
i want some cereal.
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